Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 7357
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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