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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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