Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Magic Items Found: 8495 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Villages Defended: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Dragons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9135 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Animals Bred: 138
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 206 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Crops Grown: 5109 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 411703 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 29 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6912 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8088
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7376
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 61 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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