Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 3426
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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