Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magic Items Found: 1435 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
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    Discord Username Duvahl
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    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Emeralds Found: 9222
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Towns Built: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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