Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Animals Bred: 153

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4223
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1427 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Towns Built: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Animals Bred: 80 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 124 Players Killed by Monsters: 2833
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Emeralds Found: 7143
    Farms Harvested: 636 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mines Excavated: 2882
    Towns Built: 5 Crops Grown: 9162
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3226 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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