Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 2308 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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