Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Love Letters Sent: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Enchantments Applied: 197
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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