Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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