Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Towns Built: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 6346 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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