Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
Divine Spears Created: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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