Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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