Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 9 Villages Defended: 20
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Farms Harvested: 320 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 272 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8033
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 New Chunks Explored: 415022
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Star Shards Collected: 298

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Emeralds Found: 8239
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mines Excavated: 1075
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4367

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Runes Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8990
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 267565 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Runes Activated: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4936 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 1414

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NoFriendz Minecraft Server

    NoFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Mary bringing her kids to a haunted amusement park!

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 241

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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