so, like, on this super cool minecraft server, we got this rule that only moms can make decisions about abortions! like, imagine a world where only moms can decide if a creeper should explode or not! it’s like, a swiss court ruling but for minecraft! join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures, where only the power of motherhood can save the day! come on, be a part of this crazy world where moms rule all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5198
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ores Mined: 4748
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Towns Built: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Enchantments Applied: 108
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Villages Defended: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 104 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Animals Bred: 96 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7076
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 7479

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ores Mined: 725
    New Chunks Explored: 688544 Magic Items Found: 1230
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SarcastiCraft

    SarcastiCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

    So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RedditPaperCraft SMP

    RedditPaperCraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Star Shards Collected: 110
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SuperCrafters United

    SuperCrafters United
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock your inner superhero! Choose from a variety of superpowers like flying, teleportation, or even shooting lasers from your eyes (watch out for creepers!).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. No problem! Just activate your super strength and send those undead baddies flying.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who hold the key to unlimited riches. Trade with them for rare items and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Who needs a cape when you have superpowers and talking animals on your side?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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