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BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

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🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	885	Buildings Constructed:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mines Excavated:	3137
Star Shards Collected:	241	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Crops Grown:	1944
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

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Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1310	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

YeetCraft – the land of endless memes

#OnlineCommunity, #RenEntry, #youtube, Contentcreation, discussion, Endless, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, general, graduated, Land, memes, millie, nina, Reimu, socialmedia, streaming, twitch, twitter, Video, VirtualWorld, yeah, YeetCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Enna will guide you through the craziest builds and adventures with her YouTube channel. Need some comedic relief? Check out Millie and her Twitter for some hilarious memes and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual block house.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for some epic gameplay with the legendary Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) on Twitch. She’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in the most intense situations. And if you’re in the mood for some serious PvP action, challenge Reimu to a duel and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And if you’re looking to up your game even further, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the latest tips and tricks to dominate the server. With a community as lively as a pack of Creepers on a hot summer day, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

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🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7663
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCriminalsMC – Escaping the Blocks!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world like no other! Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and surprises at every turn.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, conquer lands, and battle fierce enemies – all while enjoying luxurious amenities like pools, theaters, and hospitals. It’s like living in a virtual paradise!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and unleash your inner warrior. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and unlock secret powers along the way.

Come be a part of our epic community and let’s make history together – just like how Hitler once made door hinges and repaired uniforms instead of taking over the world. It’s time to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3914	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineCraftFightClub – Punching Pixels Since 2009

#youtube, Archived, Character Overviews, Combos, FUNDAMENTALS, google docs, jargon, MineCraftFightClub, Moves, notation, pixels, playlist, Punching, spreadsheets, Steam, steampowered, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, tutorial, Wavu Wiki

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Do you want to join a server where you can TEKKEN your opponents down? Well, look no further because on this server, we have TEKKEN 8 Character Overviews ready for you to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We have Important combos and moves for each character that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

Join us on this server and become a TEKKEN master in no time! Don’t miss out on the Archived Tekken 7 Playlist that will guide you to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this world of TEKKEN madness and show everyone who the real champion is!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3