MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	4662	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Items Found:	7309
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3007
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	3159	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Potions Brewed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7017
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7472	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	470633
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6004
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30