Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Farms Harvested: 903 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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