Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY