| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6262 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 677 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4676 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5738 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8297 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1460 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7811 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops |
| Why Join Us |
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| How to Join | Join us on Discord |
You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.
The server runs on Java version 1.21.4
Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.
Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.
Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.
Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.
Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8654 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.
You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.
And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.
Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2879 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3551 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.
Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.
Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1027 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Votes: | 6323 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.
So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6219 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 105 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4522 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 973226 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2407 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5984 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Warped SMP Server Overview | |
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| About Us | Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members. |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks |
| Community | Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events |
| Expectations | High standard for new players and applications |
To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.
Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.
Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.
You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8622 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7338 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).
So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3650 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 176 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.
But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2231 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3458 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!
For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.
So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9579 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
