| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6825 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3483 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8196 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops |
| Why Join Us |
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| How to Join | Join us on Discord |
You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.
The server runs on Java version 1.21.4
Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.
Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.
Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.
Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.
Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9887 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5189 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 546490 |
Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.
You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.
And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.
Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3757 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.
Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.
Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.
So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7666 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 43 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9439 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2569 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2326 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7087 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Warped SMP Server Overview | |
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| About Us | Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members. |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks |
| Community | Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events |
| Expectations | High standard for new players and applications |
To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.
Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.
Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.
You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4930 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).
So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8445 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 323 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.
But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4743 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6007 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!
For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.
So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9984 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4482 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 878 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
also, did i mention dat we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely outta gold blocks? yea, dat’s right. and every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in da server and grants u three wishes.
so, if u wanna join a server where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops, den come join us. plus, all da moms approve of dis server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come on, what are u waiting for? join now before da dragons take over da world!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5210 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
