MissileSmuggleCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	909	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime history, anime industry, art evolution, character design, comics, Crafty, cultural influence, graphic novels, illustration, japanese art, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga history, manga industry, Minecraft, Server, storytelling, visual style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

Africa, Charity, children, community service, donation, education, giving back, Healthcare, helped, Humanitarian Aid, impoverished, Making A Difference, Marginalized, Minecraft, Outreach, philanthropy, Poor, POVERTY, smp, Social Impact, Support, Today, uganda, underprivileged, volunteerism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3489
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoRoom4Noobs, Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

acceptance, adoption, anger, bio family, biological family, Boundaries, brocraft, Communication, counseling, CPS, dramafree, emotions, family, foster care, healing, Identity, love, ORPHAN, relationship, Siblings, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding, Zone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

AMBITION, aspiration, BUILD, desire, dream, dream big, Dream car, dream come true, Dream House, dream job, dream life, dream partner, dream vacation, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, Goal, ideal, imagination, lol, longing, ultimate dream, wildest dream, wish

Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

Border dispute, Conflict Resolution, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical news, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military victory, Minecraft, Russian army, Russian Invasion, Russian regiment, Server, territorial sovereignty, territory reclamation, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, war zone

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskysVictoryPlan, Diplomacy, doable, global relations, Government, international support, leadership, Négotiation, Partners, Peace, Peacebuilding, progress, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Ukraine, Unity, victory plan, Zelensky

come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun

deep drilling, EPFL, experimental rock mechanics, Frackin, Fun, Geothermal, geothermal energy, geothermal exploration, geothermal power, geothermal research, geothermal reservoirs, geothermal technology, Gooey, gooey rock, Laboratory of Experimental Rock Mechanics, LEMR, limitless power, renewable energy, semi-plastic rock, supercritical depths, sustainable energy, ultra-deep fracking, water fracking

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we got ultra-deep fracking for LIMITLESS geothermal power, bro! We got the Laboratory of Experimental Rock Mechanics up in here, showing us how to crack open that semi-plastic, gooey rock at supercritical depths like it’s no big deal. We’re talking water flowing through like a freakin’ waterfall, man!

You wanna harness the power of the Earth’s core in Minecraft? Well, you better hop on this server and start diggin’ deep, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around with no surface-level stuff here. We’re all about that extreme mining life, baby!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fracking your way to unlimited geothermal power! Who needs solar panels when you got a whole freakin’ volcano under your feet, am I right? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventure, BUILD, Donations, Exploration, fair, free, freedom, ideal world, Master, Minecraft, OTFHEE, restrictions, rules, Server, Survival, Transparent, Vanilla, wipes

✌ Hey buddy! Are you ready to dive into the world of Minecraft, where there are no boundaries or limits? Welcome to OTFHEE – a vanilla server that is cooler than all the others!

☄ We have a really epic world here – 30 million blocks in both directions, and all this is available for your adventures. Fly, build, explore – do whatever you want, bro! ☀ We don’t have wipes, so all your achievements will stay with you forever.

✧ Few rules, complete freedom of action, no unbalanced donations. Forget about “pay to win” – everything is fair and transparent with us. And most importantly, the server is free! ✧

☞ Come, feel like a real survival master and build your ideal world without restrictions! ☜

We are waiting for you at OTFHEE! You will definitely like it! ♡{｡^◕‿◕^｡}

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	120	Divine Spears Created:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Admirable, amazing, appreciation, banter, BASICALLY, blocky, Bond, Caring, family, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KIND, love, Minecraft, mom, Mother, Nurturing, Say something nice, selfless, Server, Special, STRONG, supportive, Wonderful, yeah

Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

Boyfriend, husband, Minecraft, point, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

– The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

– Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, cloud computing, cybersecurity, Data Analytics, digital transformation, future technology, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, quantum computing, robotics, Smart Devices, smp, tech advancements, Technology Trends, TechTrendz, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyPickupLines

approaching women, avoiding creepiness, Body language, Building Confidence, communication tips, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, dating advice, first impressions, flirting techniques, ice breakers, meeting new people, non-verbal cues, personal boundaries, positive interactions, relationship advice, Respectful behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, social etiquette, Social Skills

Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9674	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

Armenian Genocide, Armenian-Turkish relations, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, freedom of speech, genocide denial, GenoTurkey, historical events, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, political repression, press freedom, Propaganda, radio station, reference, Server, shuts down, turkey, Turkish government

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0