MissileMayhemMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	441097	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8692	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

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come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	875409	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dragon Eggs Found:	9833
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Animals Bred:	79
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	63
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Magic Items Found:	4363
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	5285
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	300	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1996	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9