MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnowyCarSurvival

Arguing, begging, car living, ex boyfriend, Fence, front yard, Historic, kicked out, Kids, Land Rover, makeup, mother-in-law, Nuisance, perfume, rehoming dog, Snow, SnowyCarSurvival, solution, stealing, Upset, winter storm

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your mother-in-law stealing your diamonds or trying to rehome your virtual pets behind your back. We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

Plus, with our winter storm event coming up, you won’t have to deal with any snow-related emergencies like having to let your mother-in-law crash on your virtual couch because she’s living in her virtual Land Rover. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockyCraze: WeirdestHabit

bizarre habits, bizarre rituals, BlockyCraze, eccentric habits, eccentric traditions, odd habits, odd rituals, outlandish habits, outlandish traditions, peculiar customs, peculiar rituals, quirky habits, quirky traditions, strange habits, strange traditions, unique habits, unique traditions, unusual customs, unusual habits, weird habit, weird tradition, WeirdestHabit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old traditions and habits? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself participating in the wackiest traditions and habits you never knew you needed. From building giant statues of llamas to having dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and crazy adventure. Who knows what weird tradition or habit you’ll pick up next!

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Claims, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Economy System, Expanding, Geopolitical, Land, Lands plugin, Minecraft, netherite, PvP, Races, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	841
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
IP: crescenta.org

Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Crescenta?	Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
What are some unique features of Crescenta?	Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
How can I join Crescenta?	You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	290	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6253	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8338	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Emeralds Found:	5891	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2282
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	210859
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	297
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	594	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Mines Excavated:	4127
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	1191
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crops Grown:	8358

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6