Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because why not?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server!

So say goodbye to boring Instagram posts and hello to a world of pure insanity on our Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4429
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Void Gems Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 452

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3345
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 456 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 133 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 966
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 4818
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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