MineyCrafty
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| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1504 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?
But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.
Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.
Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?
Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!
But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.
And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.
But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?
So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
