Come join our Minecraft server where sharing is optional and birthday presents are sacred! Just like the foam ball pit in this story, you can have all the fun to yourself without anyone bothering you. No need to worry about being called selfish or an AH for wanting to enjoy your own presents in peace. Our server is a place where you can kick back, relax, and have a ball – literally! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7675 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Potions Brewed: 159 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3944
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Ores Mined: 6901
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 2876
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 131
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

    CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crops Grown: 3973

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ToropetsTakedown

    ToropetsTakedown
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Animals Bred: 43
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Justice: Death or Life

    Blocky Justice: Death or Life
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

    our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

    if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

    come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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