| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 540 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 277 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 114 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Survival server created especially for your fun
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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8338 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 207 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5671 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3048 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 126 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 448 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1551 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5447 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 320 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1460 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Votes: | 5052 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7284 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2475 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 108 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 503 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 76 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6968 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4386 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4618 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3813 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2004 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9206 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 225 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8325 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Votes: | 7426 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 408 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!