We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3219 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!
Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.
Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.
So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Server Name | Badlands Goblins |
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| Server IP | play.badlandsgoblins.com |
| Server Type | PvP, Survival |
Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address. |
| What type of gameplay is available? | The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay. |
| Are there any rules to follow? | Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j |
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.
Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?
Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!
And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
