We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6016 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 238 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 936 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
