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MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Emeralds Found:	5296	Void Gems Collected:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP, Cooking, Culinary, customized, dish, exclusive, Expertise, Favorite, Food, homemade, Individual, Mastery, Personal, Preference, recipe, self-made, Signature, skill, Special, Taste, Unique

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5353	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1366	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	6808
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24