MineCraftySlimming | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Log Fag’s Pumpkin Smash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the log fag from Smashing Pumpkins is a regular player! That’s right, you can mine diamonds with a rock legend by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Enderman. Dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes, because on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a log fag.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineCrafty Mics

100 euros, audio interface, better options, Calls, desk mics, microphones, Mics, minecrafty, pic related, usb, video creation

Are you tired of sounding like a potato on your calls and videos? Join our Minecraft server and upgrade to our exclusive Diamond Desk Mic for only 100 euros! This mic will make you sound like a professional Minecraft streamer, even if you’re just yelling at creepers in your mom’s basement. Plus, it’s USB so you don’t have to worry about spending extra money on an audio interface. Trust us, once you start using our Diamond Desk Mic, you’ll never go back to sounding like a noob again!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Welcome to Mystmoor: Where Cheaters Never Prosper and Creepers Refer to Themselves in Third Person

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Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

Features
Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

– We’re currently hosting a building competition that ends this Saturday – compete for the prestigious title of Master Builder!

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Follow us on Instagram for updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	First, join our Discord and follow the instructions on the website to apply for whitelist.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules and guidelines.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we have strict measures against cheating and mods that give unfair advantages.
Can I participate in the building competition?	Yes, all members are eligible to join the competition and showcase their building skills.
Is there a limit on how many players can join?	We have a limited whitelist to maintain a close-knit community, but we do periodically review and add new members.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Chaos

Accountability, Chaos, citizenship, controversy, Country, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Ethics, Existence, Global Issues, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, legitimacy, Politics, power dynamics, questions, society, SOVEREIGNTY, world affairs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild, untamed country where anything goes!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombies by throwing potatoes at them.

So why is this country allowed to exist? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WumpaCraft: Where Wumpagoniacs Unite in Pavilion #24!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build, we smoke meth and avoid touching pot like the plague. Our players are so hardcore, they’ve been known to raid villages and steal all the diamonds without getting caught – now that’s talent!

But that’s not all – we have a strict rule about not running from other players, unless you want to risk getting shot with a virtual arrow. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon some questionable activities like…uh, well, let’s just say we have a unique way of playing the game.

So if you’re ready to join a server where anything goes and where being a ‘goniac’ is the norm, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchantments Applied:	245
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, domer, donation, Duels, Egg wars, free, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VtuberCraft: Shark Jumpers

animated characters, digital avatars, Digital Media, Gaming, influencers, internet culture, internet phenomenon, Jumped the Shark, jumpers, online entertainment, online streaming, pop culture, rock bottom, shark, social media, Technology, trends, video content, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual world, VtuberCraft, vtubing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to take you on a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocks you’ve ever seen!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you try to defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. Or you might just get pranked by a mischievous group of villagers. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crops Grown:	5138	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty McCraftface: The Legend of Server No. 65760379

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed server and get ready to dance your way to victory!

Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is filled with pixelated versions of your favorite kpop idols! Imagine building a house next to a blocky BTS or having a virtual dance-off with a cubic Blackpink member. It’s like a kpop fan’s dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden kpop albums scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert where the mobs drop glowsticks instead of loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the Gangnam Style dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop Minecraft server today and get ready for a musical adventure like no other! Who knew that mining for diamonds could be so groovy?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	8676	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCraze

advice, beat, challenge, Combat, CraftyCraze, Defeat, Deplete, Difficult, FAGGOT, Gaming, health bar, Help, IMPOSSIBLE, Last Command, niggers, shilled, strategy, Tactics, Tips, Victory, video games

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by the final boss on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the last health bar is so easy to deplete, you can do it blindfolded while riding a pig! Plus, we have a secret weapon called the “Ninja Netherite Sword” that will make you unstoppable. Join us now and show that faggot boss who’s boss!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Marigold Madness: Where chickens rule and creepers drool!

#youtube, Bozilla, Chiaki, chickens, Chika Goto, CREEPERS, Drool, DSF Marigold, general, Giulia, Hamamatsu, instagram, Korakuen, kouki, kyoto, madness, Marigold, Marigold Joshi, Miku Aono, mirai, Misa Matsui, Myla Grace, Nagisa Nozaki, Nagoya, Nanae Takahashi, Nao Ishikawa, Natsumi Showzuki, Next shows, Osaka, rule, Sakurai Mai, Sareee, Sendai, Shinkiba, socials, twitter, Utami Hayashishita, Victoria Yuzuki, Wrestle Universe, Zayda Steel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles in the “Marigold Fields Forever” arena, where Nanae Takahashi takes on Victoria Yuzuki in a showdown for the ages. Witness Miku Aono face off against Nao Ishikawa in a battle of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on the ultimate tag team match between Kouki & Chika Goto and Misa Matsui & Natsumi Showzuki!

But that’s not all! Join us for insane events like the Shinkiba day and night shows, where anything can happen. And who could forget the Osaka and Hamamatsu VODs, where the action never stops. Plus, with our live events in Kyoto, Nagoya, and Shinkiba, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Watch all the action on Wrestle Universe for just ¥1,298 per month. And don’t forget to follow us on social media for all the latest updates and behind-the-scenes shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

YarraSMP

Adventure, Australian, Claims, Economy, Economysurvival, Experience, Faction, Factions, Immersive, lokamc, Minecraft, nation, player, PvP, Rich, Server, smp, Survival, War, Wars, YarraSMP

YarraSMP is an Australian hosted Minecraft server which provides players with an immersive faction-style experience. Within Yarra, you have the freedom to establish your own nation, declare wars, and strive to become the richest player. Additionally, we offer a custom PvP system that’s similar to the popular server LokaMC. Join us on YarraSMP for an best Aussie Faction adventure.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Leicester SMP: Where mining diamonds is easier than pronouncing our server name!

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Leicester SMP Server Overview

Description
Leicester SMP is a fun and opening community where you and your friends can play the game for hours and not get bored. Our server is full of welcoming people who would treat you as fair as any other, and would help you with every need. You can PVP with players (as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people), or you can just relax by building or seeing what the server has to offer. Players are helpful in whatever you are wanting help for. If you need help getting some starting equipment, I can guarantee you will be helped by our caring members.. or if you want to start building a home or another extraordinary build, our fellow Minecrafters will be sure to give you a hand in either getting the materials, or helping to build whatever you are wanting. You can also join teams with new people or join an existing one, you can use voice chats we have provided to have just you and your teams chats. [smp] [non-cracked] [Java]
leicestersmp.apexmc.co

Description

Leicester SMP is a fun and opening community where you and your friends can play the game for hours and not get bored. Our server is full of welcoming people who would treat you as fair as any other, and would help you with every need. You can PVP with players (as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people), or you can just relax by building or seeing what the server has to offer. Players are helpful in whatever you are wanting help for. If you need help getting some starting equipment, I can guarantee you will be helped by our caring members.. or if you want to start building a home or another extraordinary build, our fellow Minecrafters will be sure to give you a hand in either getting the materials, or helping to build whatever you are wanting. You can also join teams with new people or join an existing one, you can use voice chats we have provided to have just you and your teams chats. [smp] [non-cracked] [Java]

leicestersmp.apexmc.co

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I PVP with other players?	Yes, as long as both parties agree and it’s fun for both people.
Are players helpful?	Yes, players are willing to help with whatever you need.
Can I join a team?	Yes, you can join teams with new people or join an existing one.
Is voice chat available?	Yes, you can use voice chats provided to chat with your team.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyChug – Ukraine LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!

But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

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Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos Reigns

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you can battle fierce creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad and experience a journey like no other. And don’t miss out on The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you can dive into a magical world filled with mystery and excitement.

Join us now and participate in the upcoming extractions, including the Ring Pointillist Student Yi Sang and the Ring Pointillist Student Outis. And if that’s not enough, gear up for the Target Extraction: [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O, where you can test your skills and prove your worth.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, as this game is directly tied to their settings. So grab your sword, download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dimension Hops:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1