Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

    Medbros Mine-tastic Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

    3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

    4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Emeralds Found: 5965
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

    But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

    If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

    So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1565 Magic Items Found: 6127
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magic Items Found: 6379
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 916
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Emeralds Found: 6908

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

    GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Emeralds Found: 5941
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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