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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Meteorites Collected: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

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