Minecraft SMP: /XSG/ XRP Schizo General #2366

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1225	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2773	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Votes:	2273

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Potions Brewed:	90
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6345	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	936
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Towns Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2121	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mines Excavated:	3604	Star Shards Collected:	68
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2720
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Farms Harvested:	518	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.