Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Ryzen 7 SMP Minecraft Decent 2024

    Ryzen 7 SMP Minecraft Decent 2024
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on outdated servers with laggy gameplay and boring builds? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time we all built giant statues of our favorite snacks and had a massive food fight? Oh, and let’s not forget the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a clucking contest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is powered by the mystical energy of the AMD Ryzen 7, making it the fastest and most powerful server in all of Minecraft land. You’ll never experience lag or slow loading times again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within our world. See you there, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5356 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Down Under Minecraft Server

    Down Under Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.

    And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP

    It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the sun never sets and the mobs are always throwing a party!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • 5:02 Minecraft Server

    5:02 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General

    Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. From snake sniddies to unicorn horn tickling, we’ve got more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Need a break from mining and crafting? Jump into our webchat for some textual roleplaying that will make your diamond armor blush. And don’t forget to check out our filtered ads for even more spicy content.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as wild and creative as you are? Come on in and let your fursona run wild – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a roleplay scenario that involves a talking cow and a quest for the rarest block in the game. Let the adventures begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FamCraft Minecraft Server

    FamCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to dive into the world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each individual member in hilarious detail! From Okayu, who is basically a cat in human form, to Korone, the doggo with a heart of gold, to Fubuki, the snow queen who will freeze you with her icy stare, to Ayame, the ninja warrior who can vanish into thin air, to Mio, the wolf girl who will howl at the moon, to Subaru, the space cadet who will take you on a wild ride through the galaxy.

    Follow them on Twitter for even more shenanigans, watch their crazy videos, and join our community of OKFAMS enthusiasts! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin! 🐱🐶❄️🗡️🐺🚀 #OKFAMS #MinecraftMadness

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 New Chunks Explored: 864458

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP

    Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server in existence! Join us and become a part of the Elite Gods, a group of legendary players who dominate the virtual world with their mad skills and insane builds.

    We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.

    But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

    SwitchCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only Minecraft can provide. We’ve got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers telling knock-knock jokes. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the only place where you can find secret levels inspired by Donkey Kong Country Returns and Xenoblade Chronicles X. Who knew those games could be even more epic in blocky form?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got insider information that Kirby and the Rainbow Curse will be making a surprise appearance on our server. Get ready to paint your way to victory in the most colorful and wacky adventure yet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT)!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

    But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing faker than the election polls is the amount of diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Our server is so unpredictable, even Nate Silver couldn’t predict the crazy adventures you’ll have here. Join us for a wild ride filled with fake news, gay polls, and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Business Minecraft SMP

    The Business Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are shaking up the fast food industry one ice cream machine at a time! Join us as we embark on a quest to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the McD’s ice cream machine monopoly.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the secret to unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary treasure and become the richest player in all the land?

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples? Yeah, you heard that right. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of chaos, competition, and craziness. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival mode and creative building, oh no. We have special events that will blow your mind!

    Join us for the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program where you can battle it out with other players in a virtual arena for ultimate bragging rights. And don’t forget to check out our newest trailer, where you can see characters like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz in action.

    But that’s not all! We have upcoming events like “En-Nah” Into Your Lap, where you can claim 10 free Boopons just for checking in. And who can resist the allure of earning Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in Vicious Dogs Within?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have redeemable codes that will give you exclusive in-game rewards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /bbuk/ Big Brother UK 21 – Eviction Cont

    Minecraft SMP: /bbuk/ Big Brother UK 21 – Eviction Cont
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Dean is pissed and he’s ready to wreak havoc! Join us for insane pranks, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of Dean, of course). Who needs peaceful farming when you can join in on the chaos and madness? So come on, what are you waiting for? Dean is waiting to unleash his fury, and he needs you by his side!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting ghosted by your e-boyfriends and online friends? Are you feeling like you’re getting unadded left and right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being lonely again! Our community is filled with friendly players who will always be there to chat and play with you, no matter what! Plus, we have a strict “no roping” policy, so you can leave those dark thoughts behind and focus on building epic structures and having a blast in-game. Join us now and say goodbye to online drama!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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