Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 4540 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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