Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri drama, and Toblerone shenanigans. Our server is so insane that even Mitsuba couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all, our Scratch Tickets will have you scratching your head in confusion, our NGS Damage Calculator will make your brain hurt, and our Fashion History will have you questioning your own style choices.

Join us on this wild journey where the only roadmap is chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs older Phantasy Star Games when you can have this level of madness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 New Chunks Explored: 187395
Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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