Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	3010
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Emeralds Found:	3010	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	1243	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1463	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Farms Harvested:	712	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2133
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	277	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	2841	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Votes:	5499	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4207
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	768654
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Crops Grown:	5965
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3621
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	196
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Farms Harvested:	974	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1104
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).