Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Farms Harvested:	214	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	103	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	614095
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5563
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	110
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	96
Emeralds Found:	886	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	176	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ores Mined:	2520
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Items Found:	2096	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

Exploration Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, adult industry, Adult streaming sites, Adult video content, Adult video platforms, Adult video search, Adult video search engine., Adult video sites, Adult video streaming, adult websites, Boring, explicit content, Exploration, New Content Search, online videos, porn sites, Quest

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9858
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.

NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server

adoption, Boundaries, Choice, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, infertility, Kids, Minecraft, NoKidsNoProbs, perspective, reproductive health, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.

But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition

Borrowing, bridal shower, Edition, family conflict, family drama, grudge, holding a grudge, hurt feelings, refusing, rocky relationship, selfish, sentimental value, sister, sister rivalry, taking care of belongings, unsolicited opinions, vintage, vintage dress, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning, WeddingDressWars

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!

On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.

But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress

air pollution, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, copd, Disease Progression, emphysema, EmphysemaExpress, environmental particle pollution, healthy individuals, immune response, inflammation, inflammatory markers, lung function, lung health, LUNGS, macrophage activation, Macrophages, Patients, PixelPolution, respiratory disease, Spp1, upregulated

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got macrophages expressin’ high levels of Spp1, y’know? like, we linkin’ environmental particle pollution exposure to emphysema development, which is like, super important for COPD, yo. SPP1 be all up in dem lungs of patients, way more than dem healthy peeps. join dis server for some crazy science shenanigans and maybe even cure some virtual diseases while you at it. ain’t no other server like dis, fo’ realz.