Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

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🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	5084
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MommaDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	787	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

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u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	177
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BRAZIL Network

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A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Chaotic Network

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IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Love Letters Sent:	2	Potions Brewed:	72

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Farms Harvested:	378	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2102
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8203
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8247
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39