Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	890	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
New Chunks Explored:	80569	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Time Warp Craft

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

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so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ReforgeMC

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ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sanic Survival

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A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Potions Brewed:	94	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

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Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2080	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyKoreaWarriors

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Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

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come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	56

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

invited

BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.