Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	2814

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5481
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4560
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	5919	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	613462	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6191	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ores Mined:	7540	Star Shards Collected:	213

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	220	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	24295	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Enchantments Applied:	247	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Potions Brewed:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5250	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Animals Bred:	126	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	61	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com