Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	2708

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Votes:	7995
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	249
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	7847
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7659	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	560525	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Buildings Constructed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7928	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2120	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com