Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8309
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

PrisonRaider

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

198.20.109.194

Epicland

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

play.epiclandserver.net

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Players Killed by Monsters:	4032
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

mc.surax.net

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8664
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

mc.gmtf.net

Zombie Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Votes:	2924	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

37.187.131.222

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

cosmicx.net

Legion Servers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

mc-l.net

Lazle Craft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

My Best Server

sg1.lazlecraft.net

PEMCserver

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchantments Applied:	115

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

play.PEMCserver.com

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

ultimateminecraft.de

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

mc.airblockzs.com

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

mc.odyssey-craft.org

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

192.169.44.134

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170