Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Mine51

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3140
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Dragon Eggs Found:	2393	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9177	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5200
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Buildings Constructed:	48

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3253
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	593	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	112
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com

Undisclosed Gaming

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

minecraft.game.nfoservers.com

DwD Gaming

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ores Mined:	1514
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

DwD MCNetwork is a rapid PvE RPG server feature different jobs, cities, quests and much more, with custom perks, brought to you by our Staff and Community Members. The server is revolved around Pl3xCities, developed by @BillyGalbreath. During the beginning of your journey on DwD MCNetwork you may find it a little challenging but, who doesn’t like a challenge!

When you join DwD MCNetwork server you are listed as a Guest this icon represents Guest Rank with limited features. You are first located in our Spawn world, we have dedicated Spawn to its own dimension for the purpose of NPC Quest, NPC Missions, Shops, Events and any other perks that revolves Staff. If you are wanting to have protected areas, free from griefers, you can visit our Cities world Command: /cities . Guest users are able to join any city and become a citizen, you start out with 10,000 Dollars and 50 Coins, choose wisely with the plot/land you decide to purchase. Make sure you browse each City before making a final choice, some cities may cost more and some cities may have better land.

More Information can be found @ DwD MCNetwork Wiki Page https://forums.downwithdestruction.net/wiki/MCNetwork

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