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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchantments Applied:	228	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6290
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7018

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Emeralds Found:	2754
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	868346	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1743

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Votes:	173	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224