Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Enchantments Applied: 121
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Dragon Eggs Found: 8080 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Love Letters Sent: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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