Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 6756 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Farms Harvested: 702

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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