Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

    Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers
    So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 517 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

    CREATE YOUR WORLD!

    There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

    World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

    RULE YOUR WORLD!

    Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

    Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

    EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

    To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

    Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

    MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

    We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

    50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

    RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

    Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

    Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • New Underwear Minecraft Server

    New Underwear Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Good Morning Minecraft SMP

    Good Morning Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Animals Bred: 154
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

    Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

    BlockPartyNudesGoneWild
    Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty20XX

    Crafty20XX
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

    BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!
    LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Fruit Salad with Beets

    Fruit Salad with Beets
    come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

    we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

    our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

    join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Emeralds Found: 7376

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SlopCraft Minecraft Server

    SlopCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

    Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

    From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

    5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

    BrotherlyBucksNoBlame
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Ores Mined: 5101

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 155 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • JobCraft: Master of All Trades

    JobCraft: Master of All Trades
    If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

    Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

    And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

    So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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