Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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